~ Are you awake? ~

Ya. What’s up?

I can’t sleep.

Why not?

I keep thinking of you.

Oh, really?

Ya. Really.

What are you thinking?

I keep thinking how much I like you.

Oh ya?

Ya.

Actually, I think I lust you.

You what?

I lust you.

You lust me?

That’s right.

O …. K ….

C’mon, you know that… right?

I’d hoped that.

Well… your hopes have been fulfilled.

That’s good news.

I thought you’d like to hear that.

I do…. I lust you too.

I know.  That’s why it’s a problem.

Why is that a problem? Don’t you want me to lust after you too?

Yes… but….

But, what?

Now I can’t possibly ever see you again.

What the hell are you talking about?  You have to see me again.

Why?

Why?!?

Yes. Why?

I don’t know why.  You just have to.  You lust me… I lust you.  Why the hell wouldn’t we see each other again?

It wouldn’t be good.

You’re frustrating.

I know.

…………..

…………..

So, now what do we do?

I don’t know.  Just keep going like we’re going, I guess.

I guess…. But what are we doing?

I have absolutely no fucking clue.

Me neither.

So.

So.

I guess that’s it then.

Ya… I guess it has to be.

OK.

Fine.

But, I still lust you.

I know.  I lust you too.

So,then.  Business as usual?

Yes.

OK.  What are you and your boyfriend doing after work tomorrow?

Nothing.  Why?

Wanna get together?

OK. Sure.

Wanna meet at the bar or something?

Sure.

OK.

OK, I’ll tell him we’re meeting you.

Good… I could sure use a good HAPPY HOUR.

Ya… me too.

See you tomorrow then.

OK.  See you.



Blue Balls

1/2 ounce Blue Curaçao

1/2 ounce Coconut Rum

1/2 ounce Peach Schnapps

1/4 ounce sour mix

Dash of Sprite

Mix all ingredients. Chill with ice and strain into a shooter glass.

Enjoy!