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“He did WHAT?!?”
“He flipped his legs over his head and gave himself a blow job!”
“C’mon… how the hell did he do that?”
“He lay on his back, on his bed and just went ass over tin cup. I’m telling you… he posted progressive still shots on the internet, like a how-to guide! It was incredible… fucked up… but incredible! He’s obviously as limber as a gymnast, he just folded himself in half!”
“And he could reach his own penis … with his mouth…. ya, right.”
“Well, ya… he’s a freakin’ porn star. I mean, he’s probably packing a good 9 inches. He wrote on his blog that he’s 6 inches when he’s soft… so… ya.”
“Wow.”
“Ya… I know.”
“I’m jealous.”
“Ha! Me too.”
“What the hell were you doing on a porn star’s blog?”
“Gail over in accounting sent me the link… I never heard of the guy before. She said her one friend follows him on twitter.”
“No shit.”
“Ya.. huh… no shit.”
“Well, there’s the whistle… I’ll see you after work, Harry. You going down to Mike’s for a beer?”
“C’mon, George… don’t I always? Louise never expects me home before HAPPY HOUR, anyway.”
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Gumby
1 ounce Vodka
1 ounce Melon Liqueur
1 ounce Sour Mix
Add ingredients into a mixing glass filled with ice. Shake well. Pour contents into a tall glass. Fill with lemon-lime soda.
Enjoy!
Huge thank you to Jeremy Feist – Canadian Star Extraordinaire
for granting me permission to use his photo on my site and for allowing the link to his. Caution: link contains explicit and graphic nudity.
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