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There once was a slut from Nantucket,

Who said to the world.. go fuck it.

I’m going to be free,

With what life’s given me

and you can all just go suck it!

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She marched through the streets to announce

her open mind with a bounce

in her step ’til she tripped

on her stiletto that dipped

into the drain and she flounced.

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A handsome young man saw her fall

and reached to adjust his loose balls

then extended a hand

to the lass who be damned

as she lie there looking quite mauled.

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“Allow me to help you,” he said,

“My name is Sir Gallantly Fred.”

She untangled her legs

with large eyes, she did beg

for help to get up off her head.

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Picking the leaves from her hair

He admired her skin that was fair.

Then on impulse he did

what all gentlemen forbid

and bent over to kiss her with flair.

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She landed a sharp slap on his cheek

Eliciting quite the loud squeak.

“You scoundrel, you scum!”

Then she started to run

down the rain sodden street.

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“Come back fair maiden, please do!

I meant no harm unto you!

I acted so wrong

but your perfume is strong

and I couldn’t help myself… true.”

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She slowed, then stopped in her tracks.

And reluctantly turned to look back

at the man who reached down

and turned her around

when she was lying in the drain like a sack.

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His clothes were clean and quite tasteful.

And his eyes were a beautiful hazel.

So she took a step back

to the scene of attack

and did a mental appraisal.

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The hair on his face was quite dark

it gave him a mischievous spark

of naughty and nice

mixed with some spice

exposing his thirst for a lark.

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“Although I am free, I’m not easy.

And I won’t sleep with anyone sleazy,”

the slut called to Sir Fred

who was scratching his head.

“And, I’m sorry, but the fall made me queasy!”

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The bulge in his pants proceeded

its continuous growth unheeded,

until he could bear

not a second to spare

and again adjusted as needed.

*

The slut grinned at his folly

skipping back, she looked quite the cute dolly

when she bent at the waist

stared his bulge right in the face

and said, “Well hello, Mr. Jolly!”

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The crimson faced gent took a bow,

deliberately hiding the scowl

on his face that he wore

because of this whore

who aroused his barbarian growl.

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She looked up at him with eyes wide,

and he realized she wasn’t being snide.

She sincerely took a chance

with the erection that danced

in his pants as it filled with much pride.

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“I am a whore you do realize.

That package you have is quite the size

of a watermelon ball

stuffed into a sock too small

And I’d be proud to claim it my prize!”

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“Yes,” Sir Gallantly said.

“You can claim the prize with your head

and your lips and your mouth

can encircle it south

until is glows a nice red.”

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“My pleasure Sir Fred, so gallant

Your request is precisely my want.

My desire for you

is to actually chew

your cock like a buttery croissant!”

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“Be careful, young maiden, please do!

Your intentions will turn my balls blue!

Be gentle I plead

while you’re on your knees

and enjoy my cock hitherto!”

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“Fine, fine”, the slut did smirk

as she pulled on his jewels with a jerk.

Fred let out a sound,

then fell to the ground

in a tumble that looked quite berserk.

*

The slut wiped his cum off her lips,

then stood with her hands on her hips.

Fred’s eyes were glazed

and he looked quite dazed

and he felt completely eclipsed.

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“What just happened?” Fred inquired.

“The event that just transpired,

pushed me over the edge

before I knew what to pledge,

You, fair maiden … I admire!”

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“Well, thank you, Sir Gallantly Fred!

You saved me when I fell on my head,

I figured, if I could,

repay what was good,

and honestly, you taste like sweet bread!”

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They chuckled and parted their ways.

But he wondered about her for days.

The gallant Knight and his slut

who fell into a rut

and has the charms to amaze.

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If he could find her again, he would.

And just thinking on her gave him wood.

It ached in his pants

his erection that danced

in her mouth that was so fucking good!

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Goldrush

1 ounce Tequila Gold

1 ounce Goldschlager

Fill a short glass with ice.  Add tequila and Goldschlager.  Stir.

Enjoy!