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There once was a slut from Nantucket,

Who said to the world.. go fuck it.

I’m going to be free,

With what life’s given me

and you can all just go suck it!

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She marched through the streets to announce

her open mind with a bounce

in her step ’til she tripped

on her stiletto that dipped

into the drain and she flounced.

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A handsome young man saw her fall

and reached to adjust his loose balls

then extended a hand

to the lass who be damned

as she lie there looking quite mauled.

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“Allow me to help you,” he said,

“My name is Sir Gallantly Fred.”

She untangled her legs

with large eyes, she did beg

for help to get up off her head.

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Picking the leaves from her hair

He admired her skin that was fair.

Then on impulse he did

what all gentlemen forbid

and bent over to kiss her with flair.

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She landed a sharp slap on his cheek

Eliciting quite the loud squeak.

“You scoundrel, you scum!”

Then she started to run

down the rain sodden street.

*

“Come back fair maiden, please do!

I meant no harm unto you!

I acted so wrong

but your perfume is strong

and I couldn’t help myself… true.”

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She slowed, then stopped in her tracks.

And reluctantly turned to look back

at the man who reached down

and turned her around

when she was lying in the drain like a sack.

*

His clothes were clean and quite tasteful.

And his eyes were a beautiful hazel.

So she took a step back

to the scene of attack

and did a mental appraisal.

*

The hair on his face was quite dark

it gave him a mischievous spark

of naughty and nice

mixed with some spice

exposing his thirst for a lark.

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“Although I am free, I’m not easy.

And I won’t sleep with anyone sleazy,”

the slut called to Sir Fred

who was scratching his head.

“And, I’m sorry, but the fall made me queasy!”

*

The bulge in his pants proceeded

its continuous growth unheeded,

until he could bear

not a second to spare

and again adjusted as needed.

*

The slut grinned at his folly

skipping back, she looked quite the cute dolly

when she bent at the waist

stared his bulge right in the face

and said, “Well hello, Mr. Jolly!”

*

The crimson faced gent took a bow,

deliberately hiding the scowl

on his face that he wore

because of this whore

who aroused his barbarian growl.

*

She looked up at him with eyes wide,

and he realized she wasn’t being snide.

She sincerely took a chance

with the erection that danced

in his pants as it filled with much pride.

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“I am a whore you do realize.

That package you have is quite the size

of a watermelon ball

stuffed into a sock too small

And I’d be proud to claim it my prize!”

*

“Yes,” Sir Gallantly said.

“You can claim the prize with your head

and your lips and your mouth

can encircle it south

until is glows a nice red.”

*

“My pleasure Sir Fred, so gallant

Your request is precisely my want.

My desire for you

is to actually chew

your cock like a buttery croissant!”

*

“Be careful, young maiden, please do!

Your intentions will turn my balls blue!

Be gentle I plead

while you’re on your knees

and enjoy my cock hitherto!”

*

“Fine, fine”, the slut did smirk

as she pulled on his jewels with a jerk.

Fred let out a sound,

then fell to the ground

in a tumble that looked quite berserk.

*

The slut wiped his cum off her lips,

then stood with her hands on her hips.

Fred’s eyes were glazed

and he looked quite dazed

and he felt completely eclipsed.

*

“What just happened?” Fred inquired.

“The event that just transpired,

pushed me over the edge

before I knew what to pledge,

You, fair maiden … I admire!”

*

“Well, thank you, Sir Gallantly Fred!

You saved me when I fell on my head,

I figured, if I could,

repay what was good,

and honestly, you taste like sweet bread!”

*

They chuckled and parted their ways.

But he wondered about her for days.

The gallant Knight and his slut

who fell into a rut

and has the charms to amaze.

*

If he could find her again, he would.

And just thinking on her gave him wood.

It ached in his pants

his erection that danced

in her mouth that was so fucking good!

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Goldrush

1 ounce Tequila Gold

1 ounce Goldschlager

Fill a short glass with ice.  Add tequila and Goldschlager.  Stir.

Enjoy!

 // monsters \\

teeth gnashing

venom flying

Lies. Lies. Lies.

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~~ M/monsters ~~

Needs crushing

Desire straining

Truth. Truth. Truth

*

revenge

ignorance

distortion

// ugly monsters \\


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Realization

Beautiful

Fulfillment

~~ Serene M/monsters ~~


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razor sharp words

cut

slice

bleed

stain

cripple

*

bitch

cunt

bastard

fuck

*

*

S/strength in F/focus

*

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Love

Crave

Yearning

Passion

Innate

Lust

*

Settled

*

~~ Happy M/monsters ~~

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Whale Tale

1 ounce Vodka

1 ounce Spiced Rum

1/2 ounce Blue Curaçao

1 ounce Sour Mix

Pineapple Juice

Add vodka, rum, blue curaçao and sour mix to a tall glass filled with ice.  Fill with pineapple juice.  Cover with a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously.  Garnish with a stemmed maraschino cherry.

Enjoy!

Come to Me on angel wings.

Purge Me of fear and dread and mistrust.

Cleanse My thoughts with erotic notions.

Pump My cock with your throat,

then rest your lips on Mine.

*

I shall eat your pussy with tongue so gentle it hurts.

Beg Me for release.

Let Me get you a cool drink of water,

then perhaps I shall allow you to cum.

*

I will pose your limbs

and secure your mind,

giving you the freedom you crave.

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I shall fulfill your fantasies as if they were My own.

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Because they are.

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Wings

1 1/2 ounces Bombay Gin

1/2 ounce Apricot Brandy

1/2 ounce Lime Juice

Dash of Grenadine

Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.  Shake well.  Strain into a chilled martini glass.

Enjoy!

*Don’t let the odd ingredients fool you.  This drink is delicious!  It has a sweet tart flavor and pours out a most beautiful shade of pink-red.

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‘Twas the night before Christmas

and much to my surprise

I awoke from my slumber

with a head between my thighs.

*

A tongue licked me calmly

in such a heavenly fashion

I couldn’t help myself

and I called out in passion.

*

I noticed the beard on your chin

as you jerked your head up

was curly and white

when I interrupted your sup.

*

Or perhaps you’d call it dinner

but… either way

you lowered your head

and I was happy you’d stayed.

*

Again you lapped slowly

causing me to wiggle

against your soft beard

which elicited a giggle.

*

You looked up at me once more

and this time I saw

not only a curly white beard

growing from your jaw,

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but a cherry red nose

and your twinkling eyes

and I swore to myself

they were blue as the skies.

*

You pressed your finger

tight against your lips

gesturing for quiet

as your grip tightened on my hips.

*

You returned to your business

without any sound,

brought me to climax

and then looked around.

*

I watched as you stood

in your jolly red suit

then moved towards a bag

filled to capacity with loot.

*

You rummaged and dug

for what seemed an hour

Then turned on your heel

with a look of sheer power.

*

The bag left forgotten

in the corner on the floor

aside of the fireplace

across from the door.

*

I was still breathing heavy

from my orgasm, you see

when you fingered your belt

and strode back to me.

*

The brass buckle clinked

as the belt pulled from your waist.

Then you dragged it across my body

as you closely watched my face.

*

The shivers that ran

up my spine made me shake.

The leather was coarse

but felt smooth as a lake,

*

at sunset or dawn

which ever you like

but my body was needy

and my feelings had spiked.

*

You gestured with fingers

in a turn-over motion

and I did as you asked

I rolled just like the ocean.

*

Now exposing my bottom

a most vulnerable pose

Put a gleam in your eye

and a twitch in your nose.

*

Your lips pulled back

in a most greedy grin

and you stroked the long hair

that was growing on your chin.

 *

You played a loving caress

across the belt in your hand

then let it go slack

to await its command.

*

The snap on my bottom

was sudden and sharp

the sting grew steadily

ascending like a harp.

*

The surprise made me reel

and I let out a cry

that diminished in seconds

to a guttural sigh.

*

When the burn smoothed to heat

and my bottom was red

You looked in my eyes

and saw nothing to dread.

*

They were glazed over in lust

a desire so demanding

you could feel the pulse of my need

with absolutely no misunderstanding.

*

“You like this baby girl?”

Your whisper was low

as you fondled my red buttocks

exquisitely slow.

*

“Yes, Santa …

May I please have more?”

“This isn’t too hard on you?

Your ass isn’t sore?”

*

“No, Santa …

It feels quite delicious.

And please, Santa …

don’t be surreptitious!”

*

“I think that’s enough

for one night, it’s your first.”

Then he turned me around

and in my cunt he immersed

*

a finger or two

I couldn’t really tell

as I was screaming in climax

melodious as Christmas bells.

*

I was covered in sweat

and completely undone

when he removed his fingers

dripping with cum.

*

He sucked them wholeheartedly

and when he was through

he exclaimed, “Mmmmm … vanilla peach …

Merry Spanksmas to you!”

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Christmas in July

Brut or Extra Brut Champagne

Pineapple Juice

Grenadine

Fill a wine goblet 3/4 full with ice.  Fill the goblet 3/4 full with champagne.  Fill with pineapple juice.  Add a splash of grenadine.

Enjoy!

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* A personal tip… Since you are adding ingredients to the champagne, you can easily get away with a less expensive brand.   Who wants to waste that good Veuve or Moet by adding stuff?  *grin*


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~~ OBSERVE ~~

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Don’t mind me hiding over here in the shadows, peeking through the keyhole.  I’ll only watch for a little while as you finger her pussy and make her whimper under your touch.   She begs for you to bring her to climax.  But, you take your time.  Teasing and playing with her emotions.

Do you know that you are also pulling at mine?

Can you see the Power you have?

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~~ LISTEN ~~

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Her breath is rising and falling heavy and thick like honey spreading across your thighs.  No… wait … that’s mine.  Hers is shallow and forced.  She has rehearsed this part just for you.  To keep you entertained.  To keep you mesmerized by the show.  Like a scorpion, her toxins can paralyze;  forcing tales to be locked away forever in Walt’s vault.

The pulsing from around the corner is my Soul calling for you.

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~~ EXPERIENCE ~~

*

It feels natural, this pulse … like a river flowing towards its destiny.

Jump in

Cool yourself

Refresh your mind

Relax into the water that is me.

Then no longer shall I have to peek into keyholes or from around the bend.  Because you will have invited me in and offered me a seat upon which to rest my flesh.  The flesh that heats so distinctly under your touch.  The flames lick us both, but the water quenches our thirst.  The air permeates our senses.  Sticking to us like the cobwebs our lust just walked through.

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~~ INHALE ~~

*

Dolce and Gabbana’s got nothing compared to our mingled scent.  Breathe deep.  Can you smell it?  It actively accosts the very essence of our being.  Yet, lies passively content across my throat.  Rested and Happy.

Allow the wonder from wide eyes to tame malicious thoughts.  For even sweaty little flowers smell sweet under the nose of Love.

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~~ SAVOR ~~

*

Relish our lips pressed together.  Familiar as watermelon tea, yet brambly as a wild raspberry bush.  The perspiration on your brow invites my tongue with salty trails down your temple. 

Aching nipples call silently for your attention. 

They remember your mouth.  Warm and wet. 

The claim has been laid and documented with indelible ink.

*

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~~ REALIZE ~~

*

Legs staked open for future inspection must wait for tomorrow night’s chapter.  But know this … in the end … they lived happily ever after.

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Sensations

(blender drink)

1 ounce Sambuca

1 ounce Light Rum

not quite 1 ounce Lime Juice

1 ounce Cream or Half n’ Half

Add a half scoop of crushed ice to a blender.  Add Sambuca, rum, lime juice and cream.  Blend slowly for 10 to 20 seconds until thick and slushy.  Pour into a chilled cocktail glass.  Garnish with a small flower or flower petals.

Enjoy!

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When You look at me

what do You see?

someone You desire

and wish to set free?

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Or is it sex and lust

and eyes filled with trust

and a mouth that pouts

that You can’t live without?

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Are my lips full enough?

Are my actions tough?

Will Your Cock hurt me

with each rough thrust?

*

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Or is my pelvis too small

for Your Cock and Balls?

Will Your girth tear my skin

when You plunge within?

*

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my breasts are large

and they’ll hold You between

as You push and fuck them.

Will You lick them clean?

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The cunt You dream of

is between my thighs

Your Cock inside me

is it just the right size?

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When You look at me

do You see the beast

of Your deepest Fantasies

straining to be released?

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Hidden Blonde

1 1/2 ounces Myers’s Dark Rum

1 1/2 ounces Triple Sec

1 ounce Cream

Add rum, triple sec and cream to a cocktail shaker filled with ice.  Shake until well chilled.  Strain into a chilled martini glass.  Garnish with an orange peel twist.

Enjoy!

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